Arrrrroooooo, My Name is Hoss Da Boss and I am asking for your vote in 2008! I figure if Fred Thompson, Dennis Kucinich & Rudy Giuliani can run for president, then why not me! Everyone loves a basset hound and I have a cuter face than the three previously mentioned candidates. Im a shoo-in. I will be running on the MEAL Ticket and I promise to fight for Truth, Justice and the Pursuit of More Biscuits!

CAST YOUR BASSET VOTE 2008

***** Update ***** Now is your chance to be a part of the greatest presidential campaign in HOSS-tory. We have officially launched the Vote Basset Pawctions offering up Basset cabinet positions, Vote Basset campaign advisor spots and Vote Basset Supporter spots. The pawctions are open for bid until April 11 & 12 2008 and 100% of the proceeds will go to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue. For more information see our latest post on tails from the trails. To view and bid on the pawctions, please click here. Get your bids in early and make them high. We hear the competition for first lady is going to be fierce!
TOP 10 Reasons To Vote Basset '08
  • 1. No Government Waste! I make sure to take care of all the leftovers.
  • 2. You will never find an intern going down on me. I can do it myself!
  • 3. The sneakiest member of my cabinet is the cat!
  • 4. You won't catch me raiding the cookie jar. Without opposable thumbs, I can't get the lid off!
  • 5. Because I can lick my ears
  • 6. I'm concerned about the environment. I only take 1 bath a month! Beat that, Al Gore!
  • 7. No skeletons in my closet. I bury all my bones!
  • 8. All scales shall be gathered up and destroyed. From now on there will be no discussion of weight.
  • 9. I might look sad, But I'll never cry on tv just to get sympathy votes.
  • 10. I'm a lover, not a fighter. It's time for peace!
About the Candidate
Name: Hoss Da Boss
Age: 3
Location: Somewhere Comfy
The Issues: More Biscuits, More Love, More Sleep and More Food!


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Who can resist these eyes?

The only white stuff you'll ever find on my nose is snow.

Some days I do so much, I wish I could fly.

If you don't vote for me. You don't have a heart!
Please, please, please vote for me!
Some days you just gotta shake it off.

Humpf. Well, if your not going to vote for me..
Im Just going to have to pout.
Hey, even a hard working basset hound needs
some rest after a tough day of vote getting.
Meet My Running Mates

Fluffer D. Cat
Although some days I think he might hit the nip a little too much. Fluffer D. Cat is one standup kinda feline. And it takes a lot for me to say that, being a basset hound and all! This cat will make a great VP and you won't see him shooting anyone in the face, considering he can't hold a gun. But, if your not careful, and stick your nose in his butt one too many times. He might just bite you.


Sir Mooches A Lot
While Moocher as we like to call him, still doesn't like me all that much. He can be all soft and cudly when he needs to be. But watch out, this feline has a mean and vicious side. What better qualities could a basset ask for in his choice for Secretary of State.



CAST YOUR VOTE FOR BASSET 2008