About Tails from the Trail
Arrrrroooooo, My Name is Hoss Da Boss and I am asking for your vote in 2008! I spend my days listening to my people talk about how nothing ever changes with elections and that they are tired of all these candidates spouting off about the same old stuff. I heard dad saying how he’s fed up with the status quo and he wants real change and it made my bump tingle. I started thinking how I want change too! Softer beds, Bigger bowls of food, More Belly rubs, Longer walks and WAY WAY WAY more treats because, lets face it.. there can never be enough of those!
So I decided to take the big leap and put my paw in the ring and run for the commander in chief. The big Kahuna.. The TOP DOG! Because no one can tell me I have had enough biscuits today! I’ve got access to the button! I figure if Fred Thompson, Dennis Kucinich & Rudy Giuliani can run for president, then why not me! Everyone loves a basset hound and I have a cuter face than the three previously mentioned candidates. Im a shoo-in.
One day, after my after sleep, nap. Fluff and I gathered all the change in the couch and embarked upon our greatest adventure ever. To capture the highest office in the land no matter what it takes! In this blog, I will be chronicalling all of our adventures, appearances and even a little commentary on the upcoming election and why I think the other candidates don’t have a Dogs best interest at heart!! It’s time for me to fight, for our right, to Pawty! We will be running on the MEAL Ticket and I promise to fight for Truth, Justice and the Pursuit of More Biscuits!
We have the bus all decked out and ready to roll. Hop on and lets take her for a spin. The meal ticket is coming to your town and we are bringing plenty of biscuits with us! VOTE BASSET!
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