Rich socialite Pw Sunflower Biscuitte has officially been won over by Hoss and his basset charm. The two have been spending a lot of time together as they plan Hoss’s next fundraiser together.
There has been some rumors that the private 5000 biscuit a snooter Filet Mignon dinner and toilet water tasting party will be extended to only Sunflowers closest friends. This can only mean one thing. A room full of deep pockets! Once the republican and democratic candidates are set, Hoss is going to need the funding only Sunflower can bring to the table for our favorite candidate.
While Hoss has always had a taste for the older ladies, Sunflower is old enough to be Hoss’s grandmother. The tabloids have been having a field day with this situation. The official statement from the Meal Ticket candidate is that he is very close friends with Pw Biscuitte and there is no romantic involvement. “I just love spending time with Sun!” Hoss was quoted as saying. “She’s got so much sophistication and knowledge about life. I can spend hours with her just talking about the perfect length a blade of grass should be in your yard for adequate squat clearance or when it’s safe to lean in for a sniff when you see a new dog butt. Her doggie expertise, manners and high standards knows no boundries!”
When contacted for comment, Pw Biscuitte only said that she sees something special in Hoss and wants to help him make it all the way to the white house. “I see that young hound bringing about great change!” she said. “I can’t wait to see how much better Hoss will make the world for all americans… with two and four legs!”
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