Fluffer D. Cat caught “visiting” a cat house!
Vote Basset March 19th. 2008, 4:40pmFront page news today on the New Bark Times was a shocking picture of Fluffer D. Cat, Hoss Da Boss’s running mate for President of these United States, visitng a well known cat house in New Bark City.
The accompanying article stated that New Bark Police raided the establishment later that day, recovering documents that stated that a “client #9″ had been here around the same time the photo of Fluff was allegedly taken. When the records were analized, it was found that Client #9 was a regular at that establishment and that he was paying up to 5000 biscuits an hour to spend time with one, Catlexandra Fluffe.. a high priced pussy for hire.
An official statement has not yet been made, but rumors are that Fluff has said that he was in the area, but was never inside the establishment. “It was a nice sunny day. Since when has enjoying some sun on top of a cat house been a crime? I
thought that’s what they were for.” Fluff told us.
Catlexandra Fluffe was unreachable for comment, but it has been rumored that she previously appeared in the wildly popular Cats Gone Wild videos when she was still a minor. Should be interesting to hear her side of things!
So let the rumor mills fly.. at least Fluff is single and there will be no weeping spouse standing strong in the background when he makes his official statement to the press.
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