Hoss Crashes PA Democratic Debate!
Vote Basset April 17th. 2008, 11:09amAfter being denied the opportunity to join in the Democratic candidates debate in Philidelphia last night… Hoss decided to take matters into his own hands.. errr.. paws.. and crashed the party!
“We made several requests to participate in this exchange. Claiming that it would be good practice for all involved and get us ready for our face off in the fall.” Hoss told us. “We were laughed at. So I decided to take a different route.”
A plan was hatched to smuggle out favorite 65#, floppy eared friend inside the arena so he could try to get some press coverage rolling for his campaign. Once inside, Hoss began working the crowd. No one can resist a basset hound and he soon had them oooing and aaaaahhhing and wishing they’d brought biscuits.
Most were shocked to learn that Hoss was even running for president and said it changed their perspecitve on this election and truly gave them hope! “FINALLY! A candidate for real change!” Jebediah Abraham was quoted as saying. “He’s a true messiah for the people!” Baretta Winchester tells us that she had planned to vote democrat because she thought it was her only non-republican choice, but now she was throwing her support behind Hoss!
Hoss was able to lick babies and shake with many people inside before security was alerted to his presence and he was ushered out the door by several large security guards.
While cameras were rolling, no mention of this incident could be found on any of the major news networks.
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