Latest scandal to hit the newpapers a family affair!
Vote Basset May 8th. 2008, 12:41amThe New Basset Times dropped a bombshell today when it was revealed that Hoss’s brother, Knuckles is in the slammer for the 5th time.
Apparently Knuckles has a love for all things pastrami but has been living on the streets. This has lead him down the wrong path into a life of crime. Patrons at Sol’s Delicatesen in the lower east side have been repeatedly tripped and had their sandwiches swiped by a fast moving, low to the ground pastrami thief, which they later found to be none other than Knuckles hound.
Hoss has gone on Larry King to talk about this latest discovery. He told Larry that he hasn’t seen Knuckles since a yiddish family came and got him on their 16 week birthday. “If I had known he was down on his luck, sure I would have helped him out. Gave him a place to stay, helped him kick the pastrami habit and get a job. Maybe I’d have even given him a job in my campaign!” “In all honesty, I haven’t kept in touch with any of my brothers and sisters. Once the family was broken up, there’s really no way for dogs to call or write each other! Have you seen my paws? They make it tough to hold a pencil or use a telephone!”
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