• 1. No Government Waste! I make sure to take care of all the leftovers.
  • 2. You will never find an intern going down on me. I can do it myself!
  • 3. The sneakiest member of my cabinet is the cat!
  • 4. You won’t catch me raiding the cookie jar. Without opposable thumbs, I can’t get the lid off!
  • 5. Because I can lick my ears
  • 6. I’m concerned about the environment. I only take 1 bath a month! Beat that, Al Gore!
  • 7. No skeletons in my closet. I bury all my bones!
  • 8. All scales shall be gathered up and destroyed. From now on there will be no discussion of weight.
  • 9. I might look sad, But I’ll never cry on tv just to get sympathy votes.
  • 10. I’m a lover, not a fighter. It’s time for peace!

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